{"title":"Hoodies: Dating \u0026 Relationships","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Handle with care (or don't). Cozy streetwear hoodies featuring candid, ironic relationship warnings and bold back typography.\"\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"dating-me-comes-with-risks-hoodie-funny-relationship-warning-pullover","title":"Dating Me","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.08 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.05 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.02 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.98 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.99 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.92 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.89 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.86 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.17 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.95 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.13 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.92 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.10 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.89 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.07 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.86 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length from center back, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 34.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 36.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 37.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 38.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 39.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This cozy hoodie blends everyday warmth with a bold, personal statement. Soft, medium-heavy fabric holds shape and color, while the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add a finished, durable feel. A small emblem on the chest keeps the front minimal; the back features large, high-contrast typographic artwork that reads like a confident note to anyone who sees it. The kangaroo pocket and classic fit make it easy to throw on for chilly commutes, late-night walks, or relaxed weekends with friends. It’s for someone who likes to keep comfort simple up front and let their style speak louder from behind.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing cut\u003cbr\u003e- Drawstring, double-lined hood with color-matched cord and spacious kangaroo pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e- DTF and DTG printed graphics with optional embroidery placement (chest or wrists)\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and compliance with formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalate standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":58488816435535,"sku":"59312465542424378481","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":58488816468303,"sku":"33372759347733320492","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":58488816501071,"sku":"54458453764071334565","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58488816533839,"sku":"27091166430036516201","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":58488816566607,"sku":"16784261069300387622","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":58488816599375,"sku":"96769812642979255882","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":58488816632143,"sku":"31083066346323569111","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58488816664911,"sku":"21830632847473803356","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":58488816697679,"sku":"10075043457923734948","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":58488816730447,"sku":"12029451867679299932","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":58488816763215,"sku":"17396466237009189342","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58488816795983,"sku":"26049375497323551681","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58488816828751,"sku":"25456837551702181085","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":58488816861519,"sku":"10435995299658131435","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58488816894287,"sku":"21634302946045550920","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58488816927055,"sku":"24152403142212892284","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58488816959823,"sku":"79641684007800730464","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":58488816992591,"sku":"19260581157100907348","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58488817025359,"sku":"33115763706717529988","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58488817058127,"sku":"15361506781438669120","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":58488817090895,"sku":"31903916114915155343","price":52.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58488817123663,"sku":"76146470795853446698","price":52.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":58488817156431,"sku":"79372997581595663382","price":53.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":58488817189199,"sku":"18057596819421559640","price":53.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/7068\/7823\/files\/1023978591207001795_2048.jpg?v=1786888555"},{"product_id":"hoodie-i-give-great-advice-terrible-decisions-graphic-back-print","title":"I Give Great","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.08 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.05 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.02 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.98 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.99 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.92 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.89 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.86 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.17 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.95 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.13 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.92 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.10 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.89 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.07 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.86 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length from center back, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 34.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 36.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 37.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 38.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 39.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This soft, mid-weight hoodie feels like a private joke turned wardrobe staple. The relaxed fit and roomy kangaroo pouch keep you warm while the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord lend a low-key, crafted look. On the back, bold text reads with tongue-in-cheek confidence — a little sarcastic, a little honest — that sparks smiles and starts conversations. Wear it when you want fuss-free comfort that still says something about your sense of humor and who you hang out with.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, comfortable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord\u003cbr\u003e- Large kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit with tear-away label\u003cbr\u003e- DTF\/DTG prints with optional embroidery placements (chest, wrists)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":58490263372111,"sku":"20490132657142138406","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":58490263404879,"sku":"56123541638489747735","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":58490263437647,"sku":"11061224069662265528","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58490263470415,"sku":"31455413263815007555","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":58490263503183,"sku":"85019034165275408089","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":58490263535951,"sku":"18618963830774273393","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":58490263568719,"sku":"19597103929084939309","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58490263601487,"sku":"19211102831059173025","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":58490263634255,"sku":"30464363577578858704","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":58490263667023,"sku":"19253040102412074263","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":58490263699791,"sku":"13279080838191392373","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58490263732559,"sku":"14091582660439570585","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58490263765327,"sku":"89527214016971220072","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":58490263798095,"sku":"14297987137681907372","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58490263830863,"sku":"19222315492883380050","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58490263863631,"sku":"24549842321370421305","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58490263896399,"sku":"15804509239479491216","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":58490263929167,"sku":"24286494440036179791","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58490263961935,"sku":"77242616865292230063","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58490263994703,"sku":"91406579567043741927","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":58490264027471,"sku":"29912881298570470396","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58490264060239,"sku":"89465973246186398035","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":58490264093007,"sku":"12554757089094026861","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":58490264125775,"sku":"27912254025928960605","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/7068\/7823\/files\/7883865606497466997_2048.jpg?v=1786905525"},{"product_id":"hoodie-i-dont-do-casual-complicated-i-do-it-for-free-graphic-hooded-sweatshirt","title":"I Don't Do Casual","description":"This cozy hoodie speaks with dry humor and quiet confidence. Soft, medium-heavy fabric wraps you in warmth while the bold back print — white text with a striking red line — makes a sly statement that lands in conversation. Wear it on long commutes, late-night coding sprints, or casual hangs when you want comfort without sacrificing personality. The roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable hood keep you practical and snug; the clean, seam-free sides and color-matched details give it a polished, lived-in feel. It’s the kind of sweatshirt you reach for when you want to feel comfortable and a little clever at the same time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/50 cotton-poly blend for durable warmth and a soft hand\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Drawstring, double-lined hood with color-matched cord\u003cbr\u003e- Large kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit for comfort\u003cbr\u003e- DTF\/DTG printed back design; optional chest or wrist embroidery\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":58490289520975,"sku":"24876775766621672632","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":58490289553743,"sku":"92609726609408904808","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":58490289586511,"sku":"12734023763233535229","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58490289619279,"sku":"62638885388398395143","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":58490289652047,"sku":"15390601384948324518","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":58490289684815,"sku":"28180614708120892509","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":58490289717583,"sku":"15860967091774480566","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58490289750351,"sku":"16787476290162359586","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":58490289783119,"sku":"21127538284814287782","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":58490289815887,"sku":"21381811814864312522","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":58490289848655,"sku":"18992685672188297078","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58490289881423,"sku":"32685806514238239525","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58490289914191,"sku":"12676857151858241153","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":58490289946959,"sku":"64843889499558051801","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58490289979727,"sku":"44064887003254814091","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58490290012495,"sku":"33070550196226553111","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58490290045263,"sku":"16644854576631279765","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":58490290078031,"sku":"42693550056189657585","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58490290110799,"sku":"28832106246328187423","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58490290143567,"sku":"31920792511737022898","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":58490290176335,"sku":"22180902927235952012","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58490290209103,"sku":"16547891201314646194","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":58490290241871,"sku":"29166844152693895058","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":58490290274639,"sku":"13407777313740347342","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/7068\/7823\/files\/1164129118851208169_2048.jpg?v=1786905197"},{"product_id":"im-not-for-everyone-and-everyones-not-for-me-1","title":"I'm Not For","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.08 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.05 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.02 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.98 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.99 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.92 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.89 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.86 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.17 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.95 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.13 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.92 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.10 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.89 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.07 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.86 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length from center back, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 34.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 36.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 37.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 38.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 39.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This heavyweight hoodie carries a quiet confidence—soft, warm, and built to last. The bold back print reads like a personal manifesto, a wearable line that says you know your people and you’re comfortable with that. Slip it on for chilly commutes, late-night study sessions, or when you want an extra layer that speaks for you without shouting. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood feel familiar the moment you put them on. It’s a hoodie for someone who values comfort, durability, and a little bit of attitude in their everyday wardrobe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/50 cotton-poly midweight fabric (8 oz) — cozy, durable, low-shrink finish\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner fit and reduced waste\u003cbr\u003e- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood with roomy kangaroo pocket\u003cbr\u003e- DTF\/DTG print placement available; optional embroidery on chest or wrists\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX certified dyes; meets safety and chemical compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495160287567,"sku":"92526519811636435421","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":58495160320335,"sku":"43173785670796438477","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":58495160353103,"sku":"32698807766475049367","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495160385871,"sku":"15148648103286305995","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495160418639,"sku":"78417842205230561627","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":58495160451407,"sku":"19622401296575239087","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":58495160484175,"sku":"15978477896006326403","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495160516943,"sku":"57542740180094528413","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495160549711,"sku":"34205678178893984883","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":58495160582479,"sku":"31725114604758365722","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":58495160615247,"sku":"91149658415717290033","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495160648015,"sku":"19218855196841515235","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495160680783,"sku":"27672460729156441650","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495160713551,"sku":"19767763885055377181","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58495160746319,"sku":"19021865062021801602","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495160779087,"sku":"95753674652474619682","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495160811855,"sku":"82431736540689472314","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495160844623,"sku":"21338348661837024054","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58495160877391,"sku":"18617541800165813012","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495160910159,"sku":"91164150489284489869","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495160942927,"sku":"14284515776060037583","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58495160975695,"sku":"16882546213170809769","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495161008463,"sku":"24814212207186723101","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495161041231,"sku":"92665719915846567194","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/7068\/7823\/files\/16433605931003058700_2048.jpg?v=1786960954"},{"product_id":"im-not-high-maintenance-youre-just-low-effort-1","title":"I'm Not High","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.08 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.05 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.02 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.98 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.99 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.92 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.89 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.86 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.17 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.95 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.13 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.92 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.10 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.89 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.07 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.86 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length from center back, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 34.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 36.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 37.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 38.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 39.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This heavyweight hooded sweatshirt wraps you in quiet confidence. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood feel substantial on cool mornings, while the soft 50\/50 cotton–poly blend keeps its shape and resists shrinkage. A bold, two-color back print reads like a punchline — a little cheeky, defiantly self-aware — so the wearer can make a clear statement without saying a word. It’s built for everyday wear: durable seams, tear-away label for comfort, and optional embroidery details if you want to add a personal touch. Slip it on, zip nothing, and let the hoodie do the talking during late-night drives, laid-back meetups, or just lounging at home.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/50 cotton–poly medium-heavy fabric (8 oz) for warmth, softness, and durability\u003cbr\u003e- No side seams (tubular knit) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Drawstring, double-lined hood with color-matched cord and spacious kangaroo pocket\u003cbr\u003e- Print options: DTF sleeve\/wrist prints and DTG back\/center prints; optional embroidery placements\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX certified dyes, tear-away label, and compliance with safety standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495192564047,"sku":"19389501638698461089","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":58495192596815,"sku":"21862413551068467684","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":58495192629583,"sku":"25601794442831458940","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495192662351,"sku":"19229861921602899038","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495192695119,"sku":"54311401874649599228","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":58495192727887,"sku":"23787651443915940673","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":58495192760655,"sku":"26359459785191649801","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495192793423,"sku":"21753604228065226346","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495192826191,"sku":"23372132000630947681","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":58495192858959,"sku":"24439131380359782753","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":58495192891727,"sku":"22419076859538215222","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495192924495,"sku":"32745607452298944655","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495192957263,"sku":"76028288574921940056","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495192990031,"sku":"22650972178255884572","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58495193022799,"sku":"16719559811718300162","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495193055567,"sku":"14915434580559025804","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495193088335,"sku":"79034472062014480491","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495193121103,"sku":"31726114379636729860","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58495193153871,"sku":"32008059373341484803","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495193186639,"sku":"24533883663047110058","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495193219407,"sku":"72442421438160648691","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58495193252175,"sku":"87971490465267381932","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495193284943,"sku":"30192659980145362280","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495193317711,"sku":"28265764439989289771","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/7068\/7823\/files\/9300592678933819561_2048.jpg?v=1786961191"},{"product_id":"keep-going","title":"Keep Going","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.08 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.05 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.02 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.98 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.99 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.92 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.89 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.86 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.17 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.95 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.13 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.92 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.10 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.89 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.07 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.86 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length from center back, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 34.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 36.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 37.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 38.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 39.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n A midweight, achievement-ready hoodie that feels like a warm step forward. The Gildan-style cotton\/poly blend drapes softly while holding its shape—so the hood sits just right and the pouch pocket fits your hands. Clean, bold back artwork reads like a quiet declaration: steady, determined, and built to last. Wear it on early mornings at the gym, long rehearsal nights, or while plotting the next goal with friends. Subtle details—double-lined hood, color-matched drawcord, tear-away label—keep comfort and durability up front so the design can do the talking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric for cozy warmth and shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and less fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket\u003cbr\u003e- DTF\/DTG printed graphics with optional embroidery placements\u003cbr\u003e- Classic fit with tear-away label; OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495211077967,"sku":"24023893105315129924","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":58495211110735,"sku":"19102417310740551557","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":58495211143503,"sku":"22804115568913647670","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495211176271,"sku":"35992618735453819958","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495211209039,"sku":"19586982737678193711","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":58495211241807,"sku":"33732741174824210790","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":58495211274575,"sku":"43410245234992541361","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495211307343,"sku":"27106204082356376528","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495211340111,"sku":"32445744458241522427","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":58495211372879,"sku":"35623924060984003900","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":58495211405647,"sku":"78159509965454712154","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495211438415,"sku":"15213865921615844093","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495211471183,"sku":"31579447889715549890","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495211503951,"sku":"12536454009217059097","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58495211536719,"sku":"93111698361600315888","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495211569487,"sku":"24181378169978140585","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495211602255,"sku":"32923515145797702032","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495211635023,"sku":"19120228822343473658","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58495211667791,"sku":"15437680923472686108","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495211700559,"sku":"10847705412646142738","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495211733327,"sku":"62845298407236015626","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58495211766095,"sku":"10913853869317197418","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495211798863,"sku":"29850894714926121477","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495211831631,"sku":"93168683837950540091","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/7068\/7823\/files\/9122415408904317362_2048.jpg?v=1786961314"},{"product_id":"my-heart-said-yes-my-brain-said-not-again-1","title":"My Heart Said Yes","description":"This hoodie carries that wry, late-night humor you reach for when you need to laugh at your own decisions. Soft and substantial, it settles around your shoulders like a warm shrug. The bold back print — layered white and red text — reads like a private joke turned billboard: a candid admission of impulse and the resigned wisdom that follows. Wear it on messy city nights, lazy weekend errands, or when you need a comfortable statement to punctuate coffee runs and awkward dates. It pairs with worn jeans, beanies, or a favorite cap and folds easily into the routines of someone who values comfort, dry wit, and a little theatrical self-awareness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/50 cotton–poly blend for cozy warmth and smooth printing surface\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and less fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Drawstring, double-lined hood with color-matched cord and kangaroo pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e- DTF and DTG printed graphics with optional embroidery placement\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz\/yd² fabric weight with tear-away label for scratch-free comfort\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495237423439,"sku":"29617858989392979234","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":58495237456207,"sku":"76255505319078854105","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":58495237488975,"sku":"63402214459427023051","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495237521743,"sku":"21986487120587988897","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495237554511,"sku":"23530226306962766191","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":58495237587279,"sku":"29871505963628240087","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":58495237620047,"sku":"16401432529555690484","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495237652815,"sku":"21072703002146138558","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495237685583,"sku":"58612173574585795437","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":58495237718351,"sku":"66505043874644336304","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":58495237751119,"sku":"14194324513815215540","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495237783887,"sku":"11458481582738873323","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495237816655,"sku":"10826393237450940070","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495237849423,"sku":"16921148616272046217","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58495237882191,"sku":"15390950188237737047","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495237914959,"sku":"18726229983320870004","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495237947727,"sku":"22614953657515527863","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495237980495,"sku":"17266858338559897069","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58495238013263,"sku":"32271244313977513038","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495238046031,"sku":"25167429800321702469","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495238078799,"sku":"19965220934051111124","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58495238111567,"sku":"26875148730620429564","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495238144335,"sku":"11685716344747616196","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495238177103,"sku":"18182662041433842032","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/7068\/7823\/files\/18374050615862870507_2048.jpg?v=1786961524"},{"product_id":"my-standards-are-high-because-my-therapist-bills-are-higher-1","title":"My Standards Are High","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.08 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.05 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.02 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.98 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.99 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.92 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.89 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.86 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.17 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.95 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.13 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.92 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.10 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.89 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.07 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.86 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length from center back, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 34.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 36.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 37.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 38.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 39.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This cozy hooded sweatshirt wraps you in quiet comfort while showing off a bold, tongue-in-cheek message on the back. Soft, medium‑heavy fabric and a double‑lined hood create a warm, durable layer you’ll reach for on slow mornings, late nights, or when you need to make a wry statement without saying a word. The roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm. Printed back art sits high and clear against the solid color, while optional embroidery and DTF sleeve\/wrist details add subtle texture. Built to last and comfortable enough for everyday wear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/50 cotton‑poly medium‑heavy fabric (8.0 oz) for warmth and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste‑reducing silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Double‑lined hood with color‑matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket\u003cbr\u003e- DTF and DTG printing for vivid back artwork; embroidery options available\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO‑TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced cotton details\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495256953167,"sku":"33395942772787025080","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":58495256985935,"sku":"20700410987258037519","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":58495257018703,"sku":"25091614324637688770","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495257051471,"sku":"31768483006489854748","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495257084239,"sku":"14756522178040681867","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":58495257117007,"sku":"24903013715823376306","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":58495257149775,"sku":"29440949353840321952","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495257182543,"sku":"16972915042989588709","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495257215311,"sku":"20859874782039303920","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":58495257248079,"sku":"33750718109353419908","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":58495257280847,"sku":"27764634392633247660","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495257313615,"sku":"34886001336054466875","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495257346383,"sku":"42591236009048461583","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495257379151,"sku":"17642713780643009277","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58495257411919,"sku":"33629176335777995521","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495257444687,"sku":"25655187957093338081","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495257477455,"sku":"13656272335264466091","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495257510223,"sku":"43781146569151097148","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58495257542991,"sku":"31817145837977120953","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495257575759,"sku":"74476011360094584602","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495257608527,"sku":"14646849554892270083","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58495257641295,"sku":"20130534719881210403","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495257674063,"sku":"83433667941353012397","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495257706831,"sku":"10792765539312627948","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/7068\/7823\/files\/1389804578988204382_2048.jpg?v=1786961708"},{"product_id":"pretty-enough-to-date-smart-1","title":"Pretty Enough to Date Smart","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.08 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.05 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.02 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.98 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.99 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.92 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.89 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.86 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.17 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.95 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.13 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.92 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.10 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.89 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.07 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.86 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length from center back, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 34.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 36.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 37.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 38.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 39.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 40.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This cozy hoodie says it plain and proud: confidence with a wink. Soft, medium-weight fabric wraps you in warmth while the bold back print — high-contrast white and red type — reads like a clever one-liner from across the room. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood make it a go-to layer for cool commutes, late-night study sessions, or casual meet-ups. Wear it when you want to feel relaxed but still sharply seen; it fits into a wardrobe that favors smart humor and effortless comfort.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for cozy warmth and smooth print surface\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner drape\u003cbr\u003e- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability and style\u003cbr\u003e- Kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit with tear-away label for comfort\u003cbr\u003e- DTF and DTG print options plus embroidery availability on chest and wrists\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495274680655,"sku":"14503300572858687869","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":58495274713423,"sku":"21771700706348124172","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":58495274746191,"sku":"16156114985873876233","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495274778959,"sku":"51949305006818583911","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495274811727,"sku":"17989273149115709053","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":58495274844495,"sku":"31258011161901824618","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":58495274877263,"sku":"21360646937452397859","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495274910031,"sku":"21819687779867760291","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495274942799,"sku":"30006414404746286627","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":58495274975567,"sku":"68039738702228428355","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":58495275008335,"sku":"33164019255685493115","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495275041103,"sku":"10312953819535824449","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495275073871,"sku":"98516959464186136410","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495275106639,"sku":"32662944987838052275","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58495275139407,"sku":"22415649408107930093","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495275172175,"sku":"10831031041543761965","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":58495275204943,"sku":"29095653074522408063","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495275237711,"sku":"95472913445152275129","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58495275270479,"sku":"70911362069226891584","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":58495275303247,"sku":"30735692114338435217","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495275336015,"sku":"56547322534804044910","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":58495275368783,"sku":"20837402442692402736","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495275401551,"sku":"22685052665491868223","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":58495275434319,"sku":"33926645764718134890","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/7068\/7823\/files\/5631387248463284429_2048.jpg?v=1786961980"}],"url":"https:\/\/perliday.com\/collections\/hoodies-dating-relationships.oembed","provider":"Perliday","version":"1.0","type":"link"}