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Black Ecru White Orchid Navy Midnight Blue

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	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	20.08	21.65	23.23	24.80	26.38	27.95
Length, in	27.76	29.13	30.51	31.89	33.27	34.06
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This oversized tee speaks with quiet confidence. The front keeps it subtle with a small, red emblem over the heart; the back drops a sharp, witty line in bold black and red type that reads: “I’M NOT HIGH MAINTENANCE / YOU’RE JUST LOW EFFORT.” It hangs with a relaxed, lived-in silhouette—dropped shoulders and roomy sleeves—so it feels like something you reach for on slow mornings, late-night hangs, or when you want to make a blunt, funny statement without shouting. The mid-weight carded cotton gives it structure and durability while still moving with you. Wear it with worn jeans, a flannel tied at the waist, or layered under a jacket for cooler nights. It’s for people who value dry humor, low-fuss style, and clothes that hold up wash after wash.

Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, roomy fit
- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Double-needle stitched hems for durability
- 100% carded cotton (heathers 85% cotton/15% viscose), medium-heavy 8.2 oz/yd²
- Sewn-in label and oversized construction

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean