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This oversized tee speaks with quiet confidence. The front keeps it subtle with a small, red emblem over the heart; the back drops a sharp, witty line in bold black and red type that reads: “I’M NOT HIGH MAINTENANCE / YOU’RE JUST LOW EFFORT.” It hangs with a relaxed, lived-in silhouette—dropped shoulders and roomy sleeves—so it feels like something you reach for on slow mornings, late-night hangs, or when you want to make a blunt, funny statement without shouting. The mid-weight carded cotton gives it structure and durability while still moving with you. Wear it with worn jeans, a flannel tied at the waist, or layered under a jacket for cooler nights. It’s for people who value dry humor, low-fuss style, and clothes that hold up wash after wash.

Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, roomy fit
- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Double-needle stitched hems for durability
- 100% carded cotton (heathers 85% cotton/15% viscose), medium-heavy 8.2 oz/yd²
- Sewn-in label and oversized construction

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean