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                    \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This oversized tee speaks with quiet confidence. The front keeps it subtle with a small, red emblem over the heart; the back drops a sharp, witty line in bold black and red type that reads: “I’M NOT HIGH MAINTENANCE \/ YOU’RE JUST LOW EFFORT.” It hangs with a relaxed, lived-in silhouette—dropped shoulders and roomy sleeves—so it feels like something you reach for on slow mornings, late-night hangs, or when you want to make a blunt, funny statement without shouting. The mid-weight carded cotton gives it structure and durability while still moving with you. Wear it with worn jeans, a flannel tied at the waist, or layered under a jacket for cooler nights. It’s for people who value dry humor, low-fuss style, and clothes that hold up wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, roomy fit\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitched hems for durability\u003cbr\u003e- 100% carded cotton (heathers 85% cotton\/15% viscose), medium-heavy 8.2 oz\/yd²\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label and oversized construction\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":58390107062607,"sku":"13674109215912407875","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ecru \/ 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