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An oversized, lived-in tee that reads like a private joke you wear out loud. The front keeps things minimal with a small chest mark, while the back delivers the punchline in bold blocks: “MY STANDARDS ARE HIGH BECAUSE MY THERAPIST BILLS ARE HIGHER.” It settles heavy and soft across the shoulders, draping with a relaxed, roomy silhouette that invites long walks, late-night coffee runs, and honest conversations. The fabric feels substantial without being stiff — the kind of shirt you reach for after a long week when you want something comfortable and a little bit brash. Wear it to therapy-adjacent meetups, casual nights with friends, or anytime you want to say more with a glance.

Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, oversized silhouette
- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape to prevent stretching and stabilize the neck
- Durable double-needle stitched hems for long-lasting wear
- Medium-heavy 8.2 oz fabric: 100% carded cotton (heathers 85/15 cotton/viscose)
- Sewn-in label and oversized fit for comfortable, everyday wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean