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This oversized tee speaks with quiet confidence. The clean front with a small, bold emblem feels deliberate — minimal but not shy. Turn around and the back delivers a punchline: “MY STANDARDS ARE HIGH / MY PATIENCE IS NOT,” printed in straightforward type with a subtle underline. It wears like a statement: roomy shoulders, weighty cotton, and a lived-in silhouette that folds right into everyday routines. Slip it on for long walks through the city, late-night studio sessions, or coffee runs when you want to say less and mean more. It’s for people who value quality, comfort, and a bit of dry humor — the kind of shirt that gets noticed without trying too hard.
Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, roomy fit
- Shoulder-to-shoulder self-fabric tape to prevent stretching
- Double-needle stitched hems for long-lasting durability
- Medium-heavy 100% carded cotton (Heather: 85% cotton, 15% viscose) — 280 g/m²
- Sewn-in label and oversized cut for comfortable everyday wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
My Standards Are High My Patience Is Not
$52.00
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 21.65 | 23.23 | 24.80 | 26.38 | 27.95 |
| Length, in | 27.76 | 29.13 | 30.51 | 31.89 | 33.27 | 34.06 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, roomy fit
- Shoulder-to-shoulder self-fabric tape to prevent stretching
- Double-needle stitched hems for long-lasting durability
- Medium-heavy 100% carded cotton (Heather: 85% cotton, 15% viscose) — 280 g/m²
- Sewn-in label and oversized cut for comfortable everyday wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean