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The clean front with a small, bold emblem feels deliberate — minimal but not shy. Turn around and the back delivers a punchline: “MY STANDARDS ARE HIGH \/ MY PATIENCE IS NOT,” printed in straightforward type with a subtle underline. It wears like a statement: roomy shoulders, weighty cotton, and a lived-in silhouette that folds right into everyday routines. Slip it on for long walks through the city, late-night studio sessions, or coffee runs when you want to say less and mean more. It’s for people who value quality, comfort, and a bit of dry humor — the kind of shirt that gets noticed without trying too hard.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, roomy fit\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder-to-shoulder self-fabric tape to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitched hems for long-lasting durability\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 100% carded cotton (Heather: 85% cotton, 15% viscose) — 280 g\/m²\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label and oversized cut for comfortable everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":58389908652367,"sku":"39494945508569893481","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ecru \/ 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