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                    \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This oversized tee carries a quiet, tongue-in-cheek attitude. 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It’s a shirt for people who value low-key statements and comfort—something to throw on for a long coffee run, late-night walks, or when you want your outfit to do the talking without trying too hard.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, oversized silhouette.\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape to stabilize the neckline and prevent stretching.\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle stitched hems for long-lasting wear.\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 100% carded cotton (heathers: 85% cotton\/15% viscose) for structure and comfort.\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label and substantial 8.2 oz\/yd² (280 g\/m²) fabric weight.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 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