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This oversized tee speaks with quiet confidence. The clean front with a small, bold emblem feels deliberate — minimal but not shy. Turn around and the back delivers a punchline: “MY STANDARDS ARE HIGH / MY PATIENCE IS NOT,” printed in straightforward type with a subtle underline. It wears like a statement: roomy shoulders, weighty cotton, and a lived-in silhouette that folds right into everyday routines. Slip it on for long walks through the city, late-night studio sessions, or coffee runs when you want to say less and mean more. It’s for people who value quality, comfort, and a bit of dry humor — the kind of shirt that gets noticed without trying too hard.

Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, roomy fit
- Shoulder-to-shoulder self-fabric tape to prevent stretching
- Double-needle stitched hems for long-lasting durability
- Medium-heavy 100% carded cotton (Heather: 85% cotton, 15% viscose) — 280 g/m²
- Sewn-in label and oversized cut for comfortable everyday wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean