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This soft, roomy hoodie carries a wry, confident voice on its back — bold red lettering reads “DATING APP VETERAN STILL LOSING,” a cheeky badge for anyone who’s weathered modern romance and kept their sense of humor. The medium-heavy 50/50 fabric feels warm without being bulky. The double-lined, color-matched hood and drawcord sit comfortably over your head, while the kangaroo pouch keeps hands warm and holds small essentials. Sleeve and wrist prints (DTF) and the option for chest embroidery give the piece subtle customization. Wear it when you want a relaxed layer that speaks for you — on coffee runs, late-night walks, or low-key hangouts where you’d rather laugh than explain.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy blend for cozy warmth and a soft feel
- Drawstring, double-lined hood with color-matched cord
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and storage
- DTF sleeve/wrist prints with DTG for main design; optional chest embroidery
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and tear-away label for comfort and cleaner look
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Still Losing
$47.99
$47.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy blend for cozy warmth and a soft feel
- Drawstring, double-lined hood with color-matched cord
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and storage
- DTF sleeve/wrist prints with DTG for main design; optional chest embroidery
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and tear-away label for comfort and cleaner look
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean